Thread: Online Salesmen Praks

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Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Carl'

Carl: Hello and Welcome to Live Chat Support.

Carl: How may I assist you today ?

Randy Dickinson: helo i would like to buy off you service web host

Carl: Sounds good :-)

Randy Dickinson: but the only thing is my website is about jews

Randy Dickinson: r u a jew? carl?

Carl: Oh ok

Randy Dickinson: u will understand

Randy Dickinson: if jewish

Carl: Nope

Randy Dickinson: my website will be about jew lifestyle, and the seekrits of being jewish

Randy Dickinson: about our bags of gold and whatnot

Randy Dickinson: will this be ok?

Carl: Oh ok

Carl: Yes definitely

Carl: We do not have a problem with it, however, you should make sure that the website content is legal
***Side note, does he actually buy the jew gold gag?***

Randy Dickinson: ok good, we may also put up some german jokes, will these be considered racist?

Carl: Nope, certainly not, again, please make sure that the website has legal content

Carl: If the website has legal content, we do not have a problem in hosting the website on our servers :-)

Randy Dickinson: ok good friend, thank you

Randy Dickinson: will be in touch

Carl: You are welcome

Carl: When would you like to signup for the package ?

Randy Dickinson: i am not sure yet

Randy Dickinson: just one more thing before i go

Randy Dickinson: do you like mudkips, carl?

Carl: Well, I am sorry but I am not aware of the term

Carl: Hence, won't be able to inform you about it

Randy Dickinson: ok thank you anyway

Randy Dickinson: bye

Andy is me lol

Brandon Hale: Hello, my name is Brandon H. How may I assist you?
Andy: i hear servers are powerfuller then a normal PC
Andy: So im looking to buy a server
Andy: But your charging monthly, aren't you supposed to sell them at a one off cost?
Brandon Hale: We lease the server to you to use
Brandon Hale: It's housed in our datacenter
Andy: oh
Andy: how much is a datacenter?
Brandon Hale: Are you the same person that came on here earlier?
Andy: What?
Brandon Hale: www.wjunction.com
Andy: Is that your website aswell?
Brandon Hale: No
Andy: Ill check the server prices now, 1 minute
Andy: oh, then why are you telling me about it?
Brandon Hale: That's where you came from
Brandon Hale: You're asking the same questions as "blake" did too
Andy: who's blake?
Andy: what are you talking about? will you sell me a server or not?
Brandon Hale: You can buy a server through our online order form
Brandon Hale: http://www.gigenet.com/managed-dedicated-servers.html
Brandon Hale: There's a list of our available servers
Brandon Hale: You can customize any one of them to meet your needs
Andy: well
Andy: so you wont send me the server? it will be at your house?
Andy: i just want to launch a website
Brandon Hale: The server will housed at our datacenter
Brandon Hale: You will have remote access to it
Andy: is it expensive if i buy a datacenter?
Andy: what is a datacenter?
Andy: i only have $1,000 to spend in total
Andy: so will that be enough for a year?
Andy: or is it less?
Brandon Hale: Our prices are listed at the URL I pastedto you
Andy: ok
Andy: The website i plan on launching will include pirated downloads, mainly porn.
Andy: like thepiratebay
Andy: but thepirateandpornbay.org
Brandon Hale: That's illegal and we won't allow it
Andy: it will have a bit of gay porn aswell though
Andy: oh
Andy: dam
Andy: Thepiratebay is illegal why do you allow what?
Brandon Hale: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Andy: Yes sir
Andy: by the way i have just bought the internet so im not that good with this stuff.
Brandon Hale: Ok
Brandon Hale: I've read the forum
Andy: if i buy a server from you
Brandon Hale: I'm sure this is funny to you guys
Andy: can i download porn from it
Andy: and upload pictures of my dick?
Brandon Hale: I don't have time to sit here and entertain you
Brandon Hale: Have a good day
Andy: Thanks
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im nick leet now:

Support - Kevin: Hello Nick.
Support - Kevin: How may I help you?
Nick Leet: oh hi
Nick Leet: kevin my nigga jim started a site
Nick Leet: he bought the datacentre/server/website from you
Nick Leet: i wana start 1 aswell
Nick Leet: what does it cost
Support - Kevin: Our basic hosting plans may be found here... Hosting Plans - Free Domain, Sitebuilder - ULTRA Website Hosting
Support - Kevin: I recommend our Ultra 1x plan to start.
Nick Leet: oh ok
Nick Leet: i wana call my site thetitbay
Nick Leet: wana put up pictures of sexy bitches
Nick Leet: but
Nick Leet: i need help making it
Nick Leet: i wana put it on subscription only
Support - Kevin: That domain name is available. If you want to upload pics just be sure that they are not adult oriented as that is against our service policy.
Nick Leet: like $15 a year plan
Support - Kevin: We do not provide design or development services.
Nick Leet: illl give you subscription free
Nick Leet: if you make the site for me, and help me find pics of sexy tities
Support - Kevin: That sounds like a sweet deal but unfortunately we cannot provide free service.
Nick Leet: im not asking for a free service
Nick Leet: im asking you do make everything for me
Nick Leet: ill pay you whatever you want
Nick Leet: ill even give you a blowjob
Nick Leet: or you can give me 1
Support - Kevin: We do not provide web page design services. Only domain registration and hosting.
Nick Leet: ok
Nick Leet: ill ask someone else to make it and they can give you it and you get the website online
Nick Leet: and then ill give you the blowjob
Support - Kevin: Yes, after making the web pages you can order our services here... Hosting Plans - Free Domain, Sitebuilder - ULTRA Website Hosting You can save the bj for a special occassion and use coupon code "JUNE995"
Nick Leet: oh ok
Nick Leet: does that coupon entitle me to a free blowjob from you?
Support - Kevin: Those coupons are not valid.
Nick Leet: ok enough of this shit im out, regards: the nigga from the scene

monmini: Greetings!

you: Hola

monmini: How may I assist?

you: Can you suck my dick, please.

monmini: lol

monmini: Is that it?

you: I want to buy a server to host child porn and porn videos of me and you.

monmini: GigeNET

you: GigeNET?

monmini: IP REMOVED

monmini: You can go there

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I don't wanna do this on wJ, that would me look immature.

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dmitriy Verevkin'

Dmitriy Verevkin: Hello! My name is Dmitry. How may I help you today?

you: Howdy, dimitry, you spelt your name wrong

Dmitriy Verevkin: It has variations =)

you: oh ok.. Well good for you!

you: Im wondering how is it possible to start a nice porn site?

you: kind of like redtube

you: Dimitry?

Dmitriy Verevkin: Sorry for delay

Dmitriy Verevkin: We do not allow porn sites sorry

you: Why?

Dmitriy Verevkin: Such are the rules

you: i was under the influence that gigantic cocks and tits were natural? How can you legalise naked? or something that is natural

you: cmon, dimitry, ill make it worth your while. i can give you 500 now, and another 1,000 when the site is created..

Dmitriy Verevkin: Sorry, it is not possible

you: What if we caught up? got some coffee sometime.. im very persuasive

you: DIMITRY!?

Dmitriy Verevkin: Sorry no

Dmitriy Verevkin: Tnanks

you: Ok well fuck you, for wasting my time.

you: PS: thanks for the llolzzz

Dmitriy Verevkin: Stopping this.

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You are now chatting with 'Artem Kotov'
Artem Kotov: Welcome, this is Artem, how can I help you?
you: You can start with my balls n work your way up
Artem Kotov: Please give me a moment to transfer chat to sales operator, who will be glad to assist you further.
Please wait while I transfer the chat to 'Dmitriy Verevkin'.
You are now chatting with 'Dmitriy Verevkin'
Dmitriy Verevkin: Hello! My name is Dmitry. How may I help you today?
you: You can start with my balls n work your way up
Dmitriy Verevkin: Please clarify
you: what part of that didn't you understand?
Dmitriy Verevkin: All of it
you: lol fuck it, im out
you: regards, nigga from the scene
Dmitriy Verevkin: Please clarify
you: fuck you
Dmitriy Verevkin: Sorry can't get what you mean
Dmitriy Verevkin: Rephrase it
you: have you had sex with your mum before?
Dmitriy Verevkin: only once

* im jeffery


Jeffery: what is the support for?
Jorge Z.: Any questions regarding the Volusion Software
Jeffery: oh yeh. How do i make a new item for sale
Jeffery: i just put it on a website
Jeffery: ow i need to sell
Jorge Z.: Well if you added the product , then assign it a category id, whenever you click on the category it will display the product where they can then add to cart
Jeffery: can you give me screenshots
Jeffery: m a little lost
Jorge Z.: http://www.volusion.com/training_videos/default.asp there is a video tutorial here that will show you step by step on adding new products
Jeffery: im sorry. i dont have flash
Jorge Z.: Can I have your domain name to pull up your store
Jeffery: yes
Jeffery: its
Jeffery: http://www.lotsofkidsnaked4.us
Jorge Z.: Im sorry i cannot pull your site up.
Jeffery: maybe i typed the wrong URL in
Jeffery: http://naked-kids-4.us
Jorge Z.: Sorry, Still not a valid website
Jeffery: well i have a kiddie porn website. which you can buy kidd porn dvd's. using your software
Jorge Z.: Sorry jeffery but if you dont have a specific question related to our Volusion Software I will have to close this chat.
Jeffery: OK OK... Can i please get a blowjob now?
Jorge Z.: Haha Jeffery your a funny guy, we cannot help with that here have a goodnight and thank you for choosing volusion
Jeffery: I love you..
Jeffery: so much...
Jeffery: how much are hookers?
Jorge Z.: *** Logged out. ***

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Chat InformationThank you for contacting SoftLayer. My name is Doug, how can I assist you today?
David Dickson: Hi
David Dickson: I just bought the internet today
David Dickson: Am i supposed to buy something from you to keep my internet working?
Doug: Hi
Doug: I am not sure what you mean.
Doug: You have internet connectivity at your home or office? Do you have an account with us as well already?
David Dickson: at my home
David Dickson: i dont have an account with you
David Dickson: but am i supposed to get 1?
Doug: We are a datacenter provider. So if you need a dedicated server, or if you need Cloud Services we could help you. But this wouldnt necessarily pertain to having internet connectivity directly. Tell me more about what you are trying to achieve, and maybe I'll be able to help direct you.
David Dickson: well
David Dickson: my friend said to buy from you
David Dickson: so i can download porn
David Dickson: and my internet people dont know
Doug: I am not sure that I follow
Doug: do you want to host portn?
Doug: porn*
David Dickson: yes
David Dickson: rape porn
Doug: So you want to get a dedicated server with us. You would use this to host a website where others could view your content (porn).
Doug: Just making sure we are on the same page
David Dickson: do i have to pay extra?
David Dickson: as my friend has porn passes
David Dickson: and i can download from his login
Doug: do you want to view porn or create your own porn site?
David Dickson: now view
David Dickson: i want to download
David Dickson: to computer
David Dickson: and burn dvd
Doug: You dont need us then. Just use the internet to find the porn you are looking for and do what you do.
David Dickson: ok
David Dickson: what if i want to make my own porn
David Dickson: so people can download and i make money
David Dickson: do i need you?
Doug: you may
Doug: it depends on what you need in terms of resources and if you can handle administering your own server
David Dickson: please excuse me
David Dickson: i was away watching this porn show on TV
David Dickson: well
David Dickson: ill pay you
David Dickson: for the website
David Dickson: and to get everything running
David Dickson: i can manage it through any control panel
David Dickson: money to my bank
Doug: I think you may need to go through a reseller so that you can have them help you in getting everything setup. We would provide you with a dedicated server and you would be responsible for setting up your site and the administration.
David Dickson: ill give you free subscription if you do all this for me
Doug: Thanks, but it doesnt work that way. Give you some referrals though, hang on.
Doug: do you care what OS or control panel you would use?
David Dickson: any
David Dickson: it doesn't matter
Doug: Totalserversolutions.com
David Dickson: ill pay someone to set it up /manage and all
Doug: I think this would wind up being the best fit for you based on this conversaton
David Dickson: all my job will be to collect money
Doug: conversation*
Doug: you may want to ask for John
David Dickson: ok
Doug: and you can tell him that I referred you.
Doug: This should help you get some additional hand holding through this.
David Dickson: ok
David Dickson: I've had enough of this shit, im off,
David Dickson: Regards nigga from the scene

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You are now chatting with 'lena.s'

lena.s: Welcome to WebHostingBuzz live chat support. What can I do for you?

blake: i have a huge boner and i would appreciate it if you could give me a bj please?

lena.s: sorry, what do you mean?

blake: i can lick your pussy and tittyfuck you as well

blake: plzzzz

lena.s: i guess it is not the right place for such conversation. This is customer support of WebHostingBuzz company

blake: oh oops i thought this was the transsexual chat room

blake: i might be interested in a website though actually

lena.s: our main website is webhostingbuzz.com, so you can view it and in case you have any questions about our services, feel free to contact us

blake: ok well i have a question

blake: do you allow me to make a website with pictures of naked boys?

blake: as well as videos of naked boys having gay sex

lena.s: we allow any adult content on VPS and dedicated servers only

blake: so i can show little boys penises if i buy dedi?

blake: i <3 little boys

lena.s: please take into consideration that child pornography is very strictly prohibited

lena.s: If WebHostingBuzz discovers child pornography on any services provided to You,

lena.s: your account will be immediately terminated without refund. Your personal details will be passed to law enforcement authorities and we will assist fully with law enforcement authorities around the world to seek charges against You

blake: LOL alrighty then i guess i will just make a regular porno website with pictures of my vagina

blake: would that be fine?

lena.s: in general we allow adult content on VPS and dedicated server as long as the content is legal. Please be so kind not to discuss the details of what kind of content you want to host as it is offensive to read.

blake: well i am sorry if i am making you horny

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Originally Posted by JointRolla420

lena.s: in general we allow adult content on VPS and dedicated server as long as the content is legal. Please be so kind not to discuss the details of what kind of content you want to host as it is offensive to read.

blake: well i am sorry if i am making you horny

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LOL!

Damn you have to do more of these.